Chat
- me: open word document for homework
- me: blog for 10 hours
- me: close blank word document and go to sleep
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my next door neighbor’s kids are fighting and one of them just said, “get away, LEAVE ME ALONE I DON’T NEED THIS I AM TAKING A NAP”
i never thought someone could condense my whole life into one sentence
Video
apparently when you drop a gummy bear into potassium
it opens a portal to hell



